What kind of college has its first day of classes on the same day as a total solar eclipse? I don’t think I’ll drive to Nebraska after all.
Look, I get that a total eclipse is a spectacular thing to see, but college or no college, this is Nebraska we’re talking about. (Yeah, or any of several other states, but not much of an improvement over NE, and the closer ones are more likely to be cloudy anyway.)
Besides which, all I have to do is stay alive and well and living in Syracuse another seven years, and guess what: