All Roads finally lead somewhere

This has been a long time in the making: A new Interröbang Cartel song, “All Roads Lead Away From Rome”, for the album Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns.
I started on this nearly two years ago, released a preliminary version in mid 2007, and released an improved-but-still-not-satisfactory version in August 2008. Major Zed was going to work [...]

Pre-Encoded Activation

Lyrics for another Rules For Dysfunctional Patterns song:
So you think you really know you
’til the day comes that will show you
What the multiverse might owe you
Is a kick right in the head
You behold the exposition
Of the xeno-inquisition
And your precious prime position
Is a zeppelin of lead
Once you thought you’d beat the dealer
But now Everett and Wheeler
Not [...]

Gentle Reminder

(Another Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns lyric)
When I was sixI wanted to drive a garbage truckRemind me whyI wanted to drive a garbage truckThey’re impressive machinesBut they smellAnd it’s hard workFor bad payAnd no respect
When I was twelveI wanted to be an astronautRemind me whyI wanted to be an astronautIt’s the final frontierBut the riskIs very [...]

When In Rome, Do As the Arcturians

(I posted this on the Interrocartel forum on LJ but I wanted to post it here too.  For Rules for Dysfunctional Patterns.  Quick draft.  Could be improved I’m sure.)
In the center of the ColiseumWe who are about to dieAll salute the ones who’ve come to see themNo one really knows just why
Got a feeling that [...]

Hedgerow Hypothesis

I’ve posted a remix of my 2005 Interröbang Cartel song, “Hedgerow Hypothesis, Open Source Jam version”. Not a drastic revision, but a bit of an improvement in the sound. If you have a copy of the old version, please replace it with this one.

Walking With Woodlice

My new Interröbang Cartel song, “Walking With Woodlice”, is now available!