Writings

• Miscellaneous writings
  • A Christmas story
  • Five questions, five evasive answers
  • Immodest proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time reform
  • One day in Grenoble
  • The pain reliever doctors recommend most
  • A pangrammatic palindrome
• Poetry and song lyrics
  • Double dactyls
  • Other poems
  • Parodies
  • Song lyrics
    • Gentle Reminder
    • I’m not a tuba player, but I play one on TV
    • In Rome, do as the Romans
    • Kiss me, cruel Fortran
    • Planting geraniums
    • Pre-encoded activation
    • Schrödinger’s car
    • Seven second delay
    • She’s a geek freak